Anonymous asked: Welcome to tumblr! :)
Thank ye, Anonymous! That’s quite the odd name ye got there.
ask-staghelm asked: How much for a barrel of the strongest ale in Ironforge? I don't normally drink, but the influx of stupidity around here sometimes may drive me to.
Eh? C’mon, they cannae be that bad ‘round here.
But, since ye asked so nicely, I’ll let ye in on a lil’ secret.
There’s an ale sale every Sunday night in Old Ironforge.
Don’t tell anyone I told ye.


Looks like a roof. What kinda question’s that?
(( Thank you~ ))

Ach! ‘tis like dealin’ with a bunch of children.

Once those two get fightin’, the baby starts cryin’, and I’m the only one sane enough te do anything about it.
I heard the buzz about this site from the other leaders o’ the Alliance.
Thought I’d try it out meself.
Sure are a lot o’ naked lasses on here.
Varian, d’ye let yer son on this site?
Yes, I let Anduin on this site… Though sometimes I don’t think I should.
Trust me, there is a lot worse, then the occasional nude on this site.
Aye, but the kids these days, they dunnae listen te their elders anymore.
What could be worse? My curiosity…Ye should know better then te bait a dwarf along with half-finished ideas.

I dunnae get it.
What’re ye wantin’ me te stop?

O’ course! Only the manliest o’ men admit they like flowers, sweetie.
I’m killin’ the gnome who set this computer up.

I heard the buzz about this site from the other leaders o’ the Alliance.
Thought I’d try it out meself.

Sure are a lot o’ naked lasses on here.
Varian, d’ye let yer son on this site?